Wobbling for a Weber

It was my birthday (and Easter) weekend and I desperately needed to take advantage of the sudden 70+ degree weather. So I planned a barbecue party in the back yard--about 2 days before it happened. It was the day of the party, about an hour after people were supposed to show up at my house, and there I was with the boyfriend at Sears waiting for someone to return with an answer about a particular grill when we heard an announcement asking the Easter Bunny to return to the ground floor. That in itself seemed humorous enough for me, but the day had more laughs in store for us. The next thing we know there's a backroom stock guy walking by who notices our amusement. He stops and says, "You know, our manager is crazy about Easter. He painted the staff break room yellow. . . Every time I walk in there it makes my mind wobble."

Needless to say, that phrase has been used a few times since then.