Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Study Up

I found the following list written in my Series 6 study books from last Fall. I was clearly fully engaged in learning about variable annuities . . .

  • must like wheat bread
  • must like sarcastic humor
  • must enjoy non-blockbuster films but not expect me to be an expert
  • must take interest in social and/or environmental issues
  • must be a little romantic with a penchant for sweeping me off my feet, but without being too mushy
  • breath-taking good looks are preferable
  • familiarity with/knowledge of the female anatomy desired
  • personal charm required
  • interest in dancing or dance class a plus
  • healthy sense of competition/ambition
  • willingness to travel
I'm currently interviewing qualified candidates. . .

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