My mom told me this joke when I was a little girl. It kind of reminds me how a certain political candidate is using his new-found blue-collar friend. I feel bad for Joe the Plumber.
Suzy came home from school one day and announced "Mommy! I made a quarter today!"
Her mother said, "That's great! How did you do it?"
"The boys said if I climb the flag pole they'd give me a quarter. And boy do I know how to climb the flag pole."
"Oh honey. You know they just wanted to see your panties. Don't do that again."
"Ok, Mommy."
The next day, Suzy comes home from school announcing, "Mommy, Mommy! Today I made a whole green dollar!"
"I told you those boys just want to see your panties."
"Don't worry mommy, I didn't wear any panties."
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