Announcements

On the way out of Japan we were greeted with this announcement from the airplane's lead flight attendant:

"If you're going to be sleeping with us tonight ... er, well, I mean, um, if you're going to... if you're planning on sleeping on the airplane ... please be sure to fasten your safety belt low and tight across your lap over your blanket so that we don't have to wake you if there is rough air."

There was a slightly delayed response, but it certainly garnered a chuckle out of the English-speaking members of the flight.