Mi Nombre

Why is it that other people who spell their name like mine simply can't spell? This blogsearch by Google is bringing it to my attention that there are a lot of posers out there (who can't spell anything, not to mention their own name). Look, people, it's mine. I can't help it if your parents aren't as great as mine. And you know what? Mine is actually a mod on a family name, so go back to spelling your name the boring way because I'm the real Slim Shady here, folks.

(I realize that I'm acting somewhat out of character by using the terms "poser" and "Slim Shady", but sometimes you have to break out of convention to make a point.)